Anatomy of a Sneeze

STAGE 1: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Also known as Normalcy. This is the point at which you don't know a sneeze is coming.











STAGE 2: BUILD-UP
A dangerous stage. Very often the sneezer will exhibit positions of cuteness such as yawning, wide open eyes, lifting their fists, etc. These cute examples often lead to confusion when the sneeze results.











STAGE 3: SHOCKWAVE
The power of a bullet ricochets through the body of the sneezer resulting in what can only be considered an earthquake within the nose. The sneezer will rocket forth sounds like machine guns being fired.











STAGE 4: AFTERSHOCK
The dazed expression on the sneezer's face is a direct result of the barrage the sneeze puts their skull through. This expression usually lasts until they realize they have snot in their mouths.











STAGE 5: SHAME
Very often, the sneezer is embarassed by the mucus that was expelled from their body. While sneezing is common to all humans, we still cannot help but feel estranged when it is caught on film.